A witty guide to managing a real life wisely in a work-centered world.

Includes index.

The basics. Getting in ; Getting out -- The long haul : on the job. What's that you say? ; Is this meeting over? ; Love me, love my laundry ; The Eeeew factor ; The attention deficit ; Stop asking me how I'm doing ; Enough is how much? -- The long haul : off the job. Off the premises ; What can you do for me? ; Party time ; My other family ; Let's all be friends ; More than friends.