"Coke and Pepsi McDonald continue on their dangerous cross-county road trip, stopping at strange-but-real destinations in the South and facing such perils as an evil Elvis impersonator, a vat of acidic soda, and a giant recycling shredder"-- Provided by publisher.

Stuff you missed -- Uncle Herman -- Now it's personal -- What would Lincoln do? -- A message in the sky -- The battle of Cedar Mountain -- The coast is clear -- A difference of opinion -- A passion for spelunking -- An amazing coincidence -- Dreaming happy dreams -- Esse quam videri! -- No-brainer -- The Kinson trio -- Pepsi world -- It's now or never -- The calling card -- A senseless attack -- South of the border -- Bang for your buck -- A gift -- Accidents happen -- More lame museums -- The secret formula -- Things go better with Coke -- Nature lovers -- Let's turn it up a little -- Follow your nose -- Graceland -- Evil Elvis unmasked -- Epilogue.