A comedic memoir by the actor best known for his portrayal of Dwight on The Office traces his experiences as a young misfit, his early career struggles and his post-success reconnection with the artistic and creative values of his Baha'i faith.

Foreword by Dwight Kurt Schrute -- What shall we name Baby Fathead? -- The worms of Nicaragua -- My seventies show -- Compendium of comic sidekicks -- The nerd of God -- The bassoonist -- How Elvis Costello made me an actor -- The greatest albums of the early eighties (in no particular order) -- A Chorus Line matinee -- The only living boy in New York -- An actor repairs -- Shitty jobs -- The face of God -- Volcano love -- Adventures in theater -- I bombed on Broadway -- Welcome to Los Angeles -- Adventures in film and television -- Dwight K. Schrute, Assistant (to the) Regional Manager -- Almost famous 2 -- Random Office memories -- Soul pancakes -- Ten things I know for sure -- The last werd on nerds -- Addendum: The Baha'i faith.