"There's a crisis at Eastport Middle School! It appears that everyone has a boyfriend or girlfriend except... Charlie Joe Jackson??!? Yup -- he's the only single guy out of all his friends. How is this possible? Even Pete Milano has a date! Well, Charlie Joe refuses to be left out. He quickly goes looking for help in the last place anyone would think to find him -- the library. And what he finds is the gem of all gems, the guidebook of all guidebooks, the key to finally getting a girl! Now, everyone is suddenly coming to him for love advice. (Oh, how the tables have turned.) But Charlie Joe's world is swiftly turned upside down when he realizes the girl he actually likes... might not actually be the girl he likes." -- From publisher's description.

"Boys are clueless." -- From cover.