Describes how to outsmart the greedy, crafty squirrels who are determined to make all birdseed their own.

Misadventures with squirrels -- Attracting birds and bird personalities -- Know the enemy : everything a bird feeder needs to know about squirrels -- The unbearable persistence of squirrel appetites -- Rating the feeders -- Homebrewed feeders -- Over-the-counter antisquirrel structures and devices -- 101 cunning stratagems -- Advanced antisquirrel stratagems -- Protecting gardens and flowers -- The feline menace -- What to do if you think squirrels are cute -- Quitting.