Join Gert (a grown woman in a six-year old girl's body, who has been stuck in a the magical world of Fairyland for over thirty years) on a maddening quest to return home. It's just her, a fly named Larry, a giant blood-soaked battle-axe and and endless amount of cute and cuddly Fairylanders standing in her way.

"Contains material originally published in single magazine form as I Hate Fairyland #1-10." Chiefly illustrations.

One -- Two -- Three -- Four -- Five -- Gert of thrones -- How to drain your dragon -- Tower of battle / art by Jeffrey "Chamba" Cruz -- Splat in the hat -- [Final fantasy].