"The info-packed, irreverent guide expectant and new mothers have been screaming into their pillows for"-- You're having a baby... and everyone is giving you unsolicited advice. Newell and Ruiz are here to tell you: There's no "right" way to be pregnant or a new mom. Their guide asks and answers all the essential questions that pop up from the first trimester to the fourth. And their funny, feminist, and pro-mom attitudes will help you decide what is right for you. -- adapted from back cover Provided by publisher.

Introduction: So you're making a person -- A brief history of birth until now -- When a baby is in you -- Your birth "plan" -- Oh God, it's coming out now -- Life: the fourth trimester -- Epilogue: You're fucking incredible.