"From Conan O'Brien's longtime assistant and cohost of his podcast, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, a completely hilarious and irreverent how-to guide for becoming a terrible, yet unfireable employee, and getting away with doing the bare minimum at work"-- Provided by publisher.

Foreword / by Conan O'Brien -- Introduction -- Effort -- Professionalism -- Authority -- Stress -- Epilogue.