Humorous episodes from the classroom on the thirtieth floor of Wayside School, which was accidentally built sideways with one classroom on each story. "You'll meet Bebe, the fastest draw in art class; John, who only reads upside down; Myron, the best class president ever; and Sammy, the new kid - he's a real rat. Come on! Hurry up! If you're late for class, Mrs. Gorf will turn you into an app- Oops. Sorry about that."--Page 4 of cover

Introduction -- Mrs. Gorf -- Mrs. Jewls -- Joe -- Sharie -- Todd -- Bebe -- Calvin -- Myron -- Maurecia -- Paul -- Dana -- Jason -- Rondi -- Sammy -- Deedee -- D.J. -- John -- Leslie -- Miss Zarves -- Kathy -- Ron -- The three Erics -- Allison -- Dameon -- Jenny -- Terrence -- Joy -- Nancy -- Stephen -- Louis.