"Is the third date too soon to have sex for the third time? How do you ask your Tinder match that you'd like to borrow their Roomba? Doesn't "the friend zone" actually sound like a pretty fun place? For writer and comedian Ginny Hogan, dating has involved a lot of ups and downs. With technology dictating how we date today, meeting someone on a dating app and sending them a slew of drunken texts is easier than ever-and so is wanting to throw your phone off a bridge. Through hilarious and absurdist short stories, quizzes, over-think pieces, and more, Hogan details every stage of a modern relationship, from meeting on an app to becoming official, to breaking up or getting married, to being single. Find out how to successfully ignore any and all red flags. Take a quiz to see if that anxiety attack you're having means you're in a new relationship, or if it's that cold brew you just chugged. Read chilling tales about the unfortunate few who actually did lose their phones (they didn't mean to ghost you, they promise). Ultimately, you'll find that dating is like riding a bicycle-only do it if you really want to, and be sure to wear a helmet."-- Provided by publisher.

Introduction -- Some terms I wish I didn't know -- Dating apps and meeting the right person -- Early dating -- Texting and social media -- Sex -- Being in a relationship -- Fighting -- Breakups and exes -- Getting serious -- Deciding to be single, if your want -- Conclusion.