"A fresh, hilarious, and relatable collection of essays about everything from motherhood and marriage to sobriety and work-life balance (or imbalance) from the nationally bestselling author of the "honest, complicated" (SheKnows) Idiot"-- In her collection of essays, Clery discusses motherhood and marriage, sobriety and work-life balance (or imbalance). She does not hold back when it comes to revealing stories of screw-ups, triumphs, and learning from her mistakes. Even when crying into a diaper in a parking lot, Clery is able to laugh at herself-- and make us laugh, cry, and feel less alone in the world. -- adapted from jacket Provided by publisher.

Introduction. Idiots welcome! -- Come inside my vagina -- Oh, the places I've pooped -- The accidental lactivist -- Did I marry a narcissist? -- How do I fire myself? -- Me too, though -- Am I doing this right? -- Come inside my brain -- I'm rich, bitch! -- The neurodivergent bunch.