Thirty-five creepy stories about pigeons, ancient predators, Girl Scouts, and other terrifying things. Includes author's notes on how he got his ideas for these stories.

"Starscape."

Mr. HooHaa! --You are what you eat -- Spin -- Tunnel of terror -- Nice clean place -- Tied up -- Predators -- Curse of the campfire weenies -- Cat napped -- Unforgiving tree -- Bobbing for dummies -- Eat a bug -- Throwaways -- Touch the bottom -- Genie of the necklace -- Alexander watches a play -- Mrs. Barunki -- Murgopana -- Eat your veggies -- Inquire within -- Three -- Fat face -- Soda fountain -- Sniffles -- Sidewalk chalk -- Don't ever let it touch the ground -- Picking up -- Head of the class -- Halfway home -- Hop to it -- Nothing like a hammock -- Puncturation -- Chipper -- Mug shots -- Forgotten monsters -- Word or two about these stories -- Reader's guide.