An illustrated collection of humorous poems on a variety of topics.

Includes indexes.

Addle-pated paddlepuss --As soon as Fred gets out of bed -- As soon as Penny goes to bed -- Auk in flight -- Barber of shrubbery hollow -- Bats -- Belinda Blue -- Benita Beane -- Captain Conniption -- Denson Dumm -- Disputatious Deeble -- Do not disturb the woolly wurbbe -- Don't yell at me! -- Early worm got out of bed -- Elephant is hard to hide -- Fenton Phlantz -- Four vain and ancient tortoises -- Fuddies -- Fuzzy, you are underfoot! -- Goat wandered into a junkyard -- Grasshopper gumbo -- Happy birthday, Mother dearest -- Hello! How are you? I am fine! -- I am a ghost who's lost his boo -- I am digging a hole in the ceiling -- I am growing a glorious garden -- I am sitting here and fishing -- I am tired of being little -- I am Wunk -- I did not eat your ice cream -- I know all the sounds that the animals make -- I lost my invisible puppy -- I'm certain I sing like an angel -- I met a rat of culture -- I'm much too tired to play tonight -- I'm off to catch a bumblebee -- I'm sorry! -- I saw a brontosaurus -- I should have stayed in bed today -- I want a pet porcupine, mother -- I wave good-bye when butter flies -- I wish my father wouldn't try to fix things anymore -- Katy ate a baked potato -- Kevin the king of the jungle -- Last night I dreamed of chickens -- Life's not been the same in my family -- Little bird outside my window -- Mold, mold -- Moodles have no middles -- Mosquitoes, mosquitoes! -- Mother goblin's lullaby -- My brother built a robot -- My brother is a quarterback -- My brother is as generous as anyone could be -- My brother's bug -- My family's sleeping late today -- My fish can ride a bicycle -- My frog is a frog -- My mother made a meat loaf -- My neighbor's dog is purple -- My sister ate an orange -- My snake -- My uncle looked me in the eye -- My woolen sweater itches me -- My younger brother's appetite -- Nigel Gline -- Picklepuss Pearl -- Rains in little dribbles -- Remarkable adventure -- Rhododendra Rosenbloom -- Sir Bottomwide -- Slow sloth's slow song -- Smoking yokadokas -- Something big has been here -- Spider -- Squirrels -- Super Samson Simpson -- There's a worm in my apple -- There's no one as slow as Slomona -- They never send Sam to the store anymore -- They tell me I'm peculiar -- Today I'm going yesterday -- Today I shall powder my elephant's ears -- Try never to tickle the twickles -- Turkey shot out of the oven -- Twaddletalk Tuck -- Unhappy South Pole penguin -- Warteena Weere just bit my ear -- Watson Watts -- We moved about a week ago -- We're fearless flying hotdogs -- We're four ferocious tigers -- We're know-nothing neebies -- Who pulled the plug in my ant farm? -- Why do I water my flowers? -- Wilhelmina Wafflewitz -- Wumpaloons, which never were -- You're eating like a pig again! -- You're nasty and you're loud -- Zoo was in an uproar.