"New York Times bestselling author Lara Love Hardin recounts her slide from soccer mom to opioid addict to jailhouse shot-caller and her unlikely comeback as a highly successful ghostwriter in this harrowing, hilarious, no-holds-barred memoir"-- Provided by publisher.

As needed for pain -- Staycation -- Cul-de-sacs and squad cars -- The Sally port -- Country music hell -- Makeover -- Lost girls -- Mama Love -- New year, new you -- Roll it up -- The neighbor from hell -- Push and pull -- Mother's day -- All buses lead to the same place -- Join and several -- Fucking Google -- The four-minute mile -- A beautiful day in the neighborhood -- The Dalai Lama hates me -- Many lives -- Real power -- The worst thing I have ever done.