"A sharp, funny, and honest collection of real-life stories from Kelly Ripa, showing the many dimensions and crackling wit of the beloved daytime talk show host"-- Provided by publisher

Much ado about imposter syndrome -- Garden state -- Scenes from a real marriage -- Don't let your husband pick your death clothes -- Have you called your mother? -- What's a baby nurse? -- It's probably just the flu -- Fool me once/fool me twice -- Aging gracefully: the big lie -- White House correspondents' dinner -- The reversal of psychology -- The good news: you can't die from embarrassment -- I might have been high, possibly, maybe -- This nest is clean.