"There's a burglar on the loose, and he's robbing houses with the help of a super-sneaky, super-stinky, secret weapon. As Head of Security, Hank knows it's his job to protect the ranch and all the buildings on it. So when a suspicious character comes sniffing around Slim's bachelor shack, Hank heads right into action. But does Hank have what it takes to save the day--even after getting caught in the spray of some very unsavory artillery?"--From publisher description.

A bed has one foot but no legs -- Morning at Slim's shack -- Slim sits on the porch in his shorts -- The robber -- Slim goes to the picnic -- A mysterious visitor -- The secret weapon -- False alarm -- Kangaroos are marsh soup eels -- Terrible damage to my nose -- My wicked plan for Plato's future -- A very dramatic ending, Wow!