Delves into the basics of the popular role-playing game, explaining how to create a character and how to play, in a book that takes a light-hearted look at the myths and realities of gamer stereotypes.

Babes in boyland -- Geek factor -- You might be a roleplayer if? -- Dungeons and dragons rulez -- Die-curious female seeks friends for adventuring and hellraising -- Building character -- But she has a pretty face -- Check yourself before you wreck yourself -- Congratulation! You have a bouncing baby elf! -- Racial profiling -- Have some class -- Group therapy -- Are you a good witch or a bad witch? -- Baby's got back...story -- Game on -- Will work for masterwork armor -- Gold digging (But not in an Anna Nicole sort of way) -- Does this chainmail make me look fat? -- Weapon of choice -- Uh oh, it's magic -- Lotions and potions and plasma screen TV's -- Spelling under the influence -- You cast a spell on me -- How to spell pizzazz -- Love is a battlefield -- Basic training -- Hit me with your bet shot -- Doing onto others as they can do unto you -- Dungeon tours begin at 3:00 -- Etiquette of war: Dungeon decorum -- Penguin cometh -- Where is the party? -- Members only -- Mastering your domain -- Master Class -- Storming your castle -- Drunkards and dragons -- Death becomes her -- Love is in the air -- Appendix: Cheaters never (well...hardly ever) win -- Designing women -- Word up -- Endgame.