Carolla's comedic gospel of modern America rips into the absurdity of the culture that made Steve Miller a rock star, demonized the peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich, and put its citizens at the mercy of a bunch of minimum-wagers with axes to grind.

A little bit about the author -- Kids these days -- Where have all the fellas gone? -- We've build a minimum wage-gilded cage -- Airport 2010 -- That's entertainment? -- Motherfucking nature -- Bathroom doo's and don'ts -- Women, hear me roar -- A message to the fat cats in Washington -- God, religious tolerance, and other shit that doesn't exist -- Foods I have a beef with -- This chapter is not a hate crime -- I want my future back -- Do yourself a favor -- Time to call it a life.